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Iron Man Arrested After Drug Binge

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Tony Stark, a.k.a. another popular super hero, was arrested yesterday after police discovered him unconscious on a friend’s couch.  He was in possession of an unspecified Class A drug, along with a gold/red metallic device that looked like a vibrator, and a handgun.

Superhero group – The Avengers – have already started to tweet of their concerns when working with Mr Stark:

Bruce Banner @The Hulk

I remember being at a party with Tony once.  He told me to gum some white powder he’d stashed away in that suit of his.  And no, I didn’t turn green, but I did suffer a horrific panic attack.

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It is believed that Mr Stark’s interest in science began through chemistry, after imbibing powerful pharmaceutical drugs at the age of 2.

‘Tony once told me – in confidence – about how he created the suit,’ said colleague, Thor. ‘He was in a cave in some foreign country somewhere, and found some magic mushrooms.  Next minute… Boom! He’s tripping his balls off and coming up with a crazy idea about a suit.’

Mr Stark was not available to comment.

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